Been There, Done That
Been there, done that, filled in the blank.
The filled-in blanks below are sorted roughly by category.
Some are very much "in" jokes to a given category, so don't be offended if
you don't "get" them.
Current categories include:
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TOURISM:
- --bought the T-shirt.
- --outgrew the T-shirt.
- --wore out the T-shirt.
- --the building's been replaced -- twice.
- --won't do it again!
LITERARY:
- --filled in the blank.
- --created the form.
- --wrote the book.
- --the paperback sold out its 15th printing.
- --sold the screenplay.
- --sold the CD-ROM rights.
- --ran out the copyright renewal.
- --got the answer already.
CINEMATIC/THEATRICAL:
- --directed the film
- --the film showed on AMC last year.
- --the remake showed on AMC last year.
- --Ted Turner colorized it.
- --Ted Turner colorized the remake.
- --Buster Keaton starred in it.
- --Charlie Chaplin starred in the remake.
- --Disney negotiated with the Capra estate for the rights.
- --made a "talkie" of it.
- --sold it in syndication.
- --sued "A Current Affair".
MUSICAL:
- --the wax cylinder melted.
- --the clay broke.
- --Schubert composed an ode to it.
- --Palestrina wrote the mass.
- --Bach wrote the Cantata.
- --Morley wrote the madrigal.
- --why do you think Beethoven wrote his Fifth?
- --why do you think Beethoven _took_ "the Fifth"?
- --why do you think Beethoven couldn't hear the Fifth?
CURRENT EVENTS:
- --why do you think Mark Fuhrman took the Fifth?
HISTORICAL:
- --_then_ the Pilgrims decided to come to America.
- --built the Pyramid.
- --built Stonehenge.
- --lit the match for the Big Bang.
RELIGIOUS:
- --gave Eve the Apple.
- --helped Noah launch the Ark.
- --inscribed the Tablets.
- --heard Confucius say...
- --reincarnated... twice.
SCIENCE-FICTION and FANTASY:
- --saw the Monolith arrive.
- --and renewed my acquaintence with the first Doctor.
- --and was the original Time Lord.
- --and yes, I was on Zeist.
- --designed the universe.
- --designed the collectible card game.
- --designed the action figures.
- --sired Merlin.
INTERNET- and WEB-RELATED:
- --built the site.
- --registered the domain name.
- --the software's on Stroud's.
- --the software was on Stroud's six months ago.
- --the site's on Yahoo.
- --the site was on Yahoo before it went commercial.
- --brought the site down.
- --the site went down last year.
COMPUTER-RELATED:
- --had to toggle the information into the computer.
- --watched the paper tape read in.
- --lost the punchcards.
- --upgraded the software -- five times.
- --migrated to Client/Server.
- --it's on my Sinclair.
- --it's on an IBM 360/65.
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